Proof you are a Texan
Another fun post today. My mom just sent me this e-mail. I have seen several variations … they are always funny because I do get the jokes!
Proof you are a Texan1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur,
Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, and Amarillo.2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
5. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
6. Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
9. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
10. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
11. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. But a Ford F350 4 x 4 is.
12. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
13. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
14. You actually get these jokes and are “fixin to” send them to your friends.
15. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
“You wanna coke?”
“Yeah.”
“What kind?”
“Dr. Pepper.”
I love stuff like this! 
May 31st, 2005 at 12:28 am e
For the record … I learned how to multiply before I learned how to shoot!